It was only supposed to be one song.
Someone left the studio unlocked, the mic was sitting right there, and apparently my ability to make sensible decisions disappears completely when a red ON AIR light comes on.
One song became three.
Three became taking requests.
Taking requests became giving unsolicited relationship advice to strangers at stupid o'clock in the morning.
In my defence, they called.
Whether I was qualified to answer is an entirely different fucking question.
By the time someone finally realised I wasn't supposed to be there, I'd already renamed the show, insulted one caller, dedicated a song to someone's ex and discovered that security takes considerably longer to arrive when they're laughing.
I put the microphone down.
“Same time tomorrow?”
The producer stared at me.
I took that as a yes.
🎙️ Mishie FM — terrible advice, excellent outfit.
🎙️ Wearing 🎙️
🎙️ Littlefox -️️ Sabine Dress 🎙️
🎙️ Dress - (Worn On Legacy)
🎙️ Dress v1 Is Solid V2 Is Ripped Both Come With Panties
🎙️ Comes In 40 Colours For Dress, Panties & Trims
🎙️ Panties On or Off Via The HUD
🎙️ Sizes 🎙️
🎙️ Lara X + Petite X
🎙️️️ Legacy + Perky
🎙️ eBody + Waifu
🎙️ Out Now At - Astrophe
🎙️ LittleFox Main Store
🎙️ LittleFox Marketplace
🎙️ LittleFox Flickr
🎙️ Body - Legacy
🎙️ Head - Lelutka - Lilly
🎙️ Body Skin - VELOUR - Angel Skin
🎙️ Face Skin - Pumec - Amor
🎙️ Makeup 🎙️
🎙️ Eye Shadow - Sequoia - Martha BOM eyeshadow for Lel EVOX
🎙️ Mole - Finer Threads - Rafa Beauty Mark
🎙️ Blush - WarPaint* - Essential Blush collection [Lelutka EvoX]
🎙️ Accessories 🎙️
🎙️ Hair - DOUX - Shinobi Hairstyle
🎙️ Glasses - BONDI - Hayley Glasses
🎙️ Gloves - E.A.Studio - Nyota Rip
🎙️ Face Piercings - PUNCH / Monroe / Diamond / Trine
🎙️ Nose Ring - (Yummy) Gold Septum Rings - Ethereal (Gacha)
🎙️ Backdrop - blaink. - In Frequency
🎙️ Shape - My Own

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